The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

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The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

Tiffany Hunt

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

Sale price  £9.49 Regular price  £9.99

The Dark Lord’s Guide to Dating by Tiffany Hunt is a laugh-out-loud fantasy romance that flips villain tropes on their head with charm, chaos, and slow-burning chemistry.

Kazimir Blackrose has a plan. Kidnap a noblewoman. Secure a forced marriage. Achieve ultimate dominion. What he does not plan for is Lady Arabella, a sharp-tongued survivor who meets her abduction with a blade and a list of demands. She has already escaped one tower prison and she refuses to be owned again, even by the realm’s most feared Dark Lord.

Bound by magic and mutual stubbornness, Kazimir and Arabella strike a bargain that quickly unravels his carefully constructed villain persona. When his grand schemes collapse, Kazimir is faced with a far more terrifying task than conquest. He has to actually date his wife.

Packed with banter, absurd magical mishaps, and unexpected tenderness, The Dark Lord’s Guide to Dating is perfect for readers who love romantic comedies with a fantasy twist, forced marriage tropes, and heroines who refuse to be intimidated. A delightful blend of humour and heart that proves even dark lords are no match for a woman who knows her worth.

Tropes

  • Forced proximity
  • Enemies to Lovers

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